Glyn - You forgot a "." after "grumpy". You were also inconsistent with your use of commas after "PS". I used to proof read legal docs in college, developed into a bad habit of noticing every little error.
As for your fettishes, I guess an english teacher in high-heels would be the ultimate for you...
I won't make any comments about CS other than to say that it is not out of question to admire certain accomplishments while questioning others.