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Honey, I have bad news about the Kitty. Today, a mountain lion came into our house and tried to kill me. Your Kitty sacrificed her life for me. It was a horrible fight, and I tried to intervene, but the mountain lion was too strong. Just as I was losing consciousness, Kitty charged the interloper and drove it off into the lumber that we all cherish. Baby girl, I promise to carve a kitty likeness from our beloved timber for you. But, this one won't be able to leak upon the keyboard.
Love, Dad
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