To some people he's a real person...
So give you ID card to the border guard
Your alias says you
Captain John Luke Picard
Of the United Federation of Planets
Cause they wont speak english anyways
From
Banditos, courtesy of The Refreshments
You know Officer Obie from Arlo Guthrie's
Alice's Resturant is supposed to be a real person too...
Back to the iPod...
-John