[Ron61]

Dear Tide...

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it

all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now

that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago,

I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate

and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and

generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another

and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!

I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and

satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out

so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests

on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was

no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a

murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, I GOTTA GO, have to write to the Hefty bag people