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And of course Little Johnny...
A little girl and a little boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Johnny, wanna play house?"

He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"

The girl replied, "I want you to communicate."

He said to her, "That word is too big. I have no idea what it means."

The little girl smirked and said, "Perfect. You can be the husband!"
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A woman was looking in the mirror and told her husband that she thought her breasts were too small. Her husband said, "Why don't you take a little strip of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts everyday?" She said, "Do you that'll work?" He said, "I don't know, but it sure worked on your ass!"