PW,
I'd much rather be eating all natural wild game than I would all of that antibiotic shot up, corporate farm produced crap you're eating. I even raise my own cattle and then trade part for farm raised pork. I'm convinced that what you're eating is causing delusional thinking and turning you into an extreme liberal automoton.
Also it's not just fun, I'll bet if I take you out you'd be whining in the first two hours of traipsing across the Flint Hills. First of all you're probably burning more calories than you're putting in your game bag so it would be much healthier for you.
I'd be happy to send you a couple of quail and pheasants and a few corn fed steaks just to see if it clears your thinking up.
Also have you ever given thought to the hypocracy of having someone else do your killing for you?