[Ron61]

CHARLIE IS IN ROOM 233

Charlie gets home late one night and, Kitty, his wife
says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Charlie
replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did
you get?""I got a hundred dollar bill on my
privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you
thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disgust."Why on earth would a retired person get a
hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, I did it for 4 reasons.

One, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you
can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks
anytime you want."

Charlie is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.