Here is one that a guy sent me that I kind of liked.
Let's see if I understand
How the world works lately..
If a man cuts his finger off
While slicing salami at work,
He blames the knife.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the tobacco company.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If your neighbor crashes into a tree
while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If your grandchildren
Are brats without manners,
You blame television.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If your friend is shot
By a deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill
the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I must have lived too long
To understand the world anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in Front of this
computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?
Ron
