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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says,'I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds,'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Houston , says,'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'.

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers.. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
the head and the ass are interchangeable!