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We got a hockey team in Boston. Its called the Bruins. They have not won in a while, but we have multiple champions in the Red Sox, Patriots, Celtic and even the Revolution. That's enough to keep us happy.
Of course, Detroit has the award for current Stanley Cup holder and Murder Capital of the USA. Oh I almost forgot ... the Detriot Lions who have lost to the Cowboys (and a few other teams) on Thanksgiving Day every year since I was born.