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You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When....

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You're the employee of the month at the Espresso 4 U coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
Your T-shirt says: Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop.
You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.
You have a conniption over spilled milk.
You think being called a drip is a compliment.
You don't get mad, you get steamed.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.