Actually its 3am but I like the song and lyrics from the song Twilight Zone so thought I would borrow thme............
My question is this...........................
When leaving a bar and your obviously toasted "WHY" do you insist on shaking hands with the "POLICE OFFICER" standing by the front door????
1. Your just a warm and friendly guy.........
2. You think by shaking the officers hand he won't think your as drunk as you really are............
3. You think by shaking the officers hand you will bond with him and then have a friend if you should get arrested for being overly intoxicated......
4. You just want to "ANNOY the HELL" out of the officer..........
5. You want to "IMPRESS" all of your friends, specially the "FEMALE" type, by showing that even though your "DRUNK" the officer will be friendly to you....