Not Ranked
It ain't the one by the door you need to impress; it's the one across the street from the parking lot watching you slosh your way across the asphalt; try your door key 4 times, slam your foot in the door; switch between reverse and forward 5 times; try to find the parking brake 6 times; headlights, parking lights, high beams, low beams, parking lights, etc...; drive over the curb instead of the driveway; head the wrong way on a one way street; reverse into the parking lot to correct all the above; back onto the street; act shocked when the overhead red and blue lights come on; lock/unlock the door a half dozen times trying to find the window switch; get pissed off because the officer asks you if you've been drinking tonight. It's all down hill from there...especially because the first cover officer available is the one working off-duty at the front door. You remember him of course; you just shook hands with him!
Terry
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