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Its just 3 one inch wood screws. No impaling ... Turtle actually enjoyed getting back into the fresh air. And with the elevation off the ground, he can see any Humpin Ho sister approaching and take corrective action as necessary (spitting, taking a whiz on them, etc). Wait a minute, that's probably why those frog demons chase turtle around the yard.

I saw a disgusting article in the paper yesterday. A high school biology class is no longer dissecting actual frogs. They are doing a virtual dissection on a computer. What a crock! Kill the froggies! The only good frog is a dead frog.

Beam me up Scottie ... time for my pills.