Fred
I just bought a detail sander that I used on turtle. Next time I need a teeth cleaning, I think I'll do it myself. Hell, all of my teeth are plastic (caps or bridges) so there is no enamel left to decay.
Of course, one of my 30 year old bridges has given up the ghost and one of the underlying teeth is decayed, so I need a root canal and post, with a brand new 3 tooth bridge. That should only be another couple grand before everything is done.
If I had started using Fred's services about 10 years ago, I could have saved enough money to buy another Cobra. Of course, my band-aid bill probably would have been at least $25K.
My brother in law turns 70 today. Have to go help him celebrate at a great restaurant in Taunton (Benjamin's) tonight. That place is on my top 10 list of worldwide restaurants. Everyone chipped in $$$ to buy him a Bose surround sound system for his 52 inch TV. Then he can fall asleep in his easy chair with great sounds coming from the TV.