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Buy Beer. It's a better investment...

LIQUID ASSETS !!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will
have .....$49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have
....................$33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will
have $00.00 today.
But.....
if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then
turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received
.................................................. ......$214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.

Also on a Beer note:

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon !!!

Makes you proud to be an American !!!