I have to agree with Fred. Who on here said that you two are normal?
Fred, it is nice that Josh is wanting to learn about the car. And nice that you have one that isn't so full of computers and crap that some things can be done at home. I had a couple of those hose clamps that were put on at the factory where I couldn't get the quick release tool on them and had to cut the darn hoses, so I went down and bought all new screw on types that I could use a nut driver to tighten and then I just turned them so the nut was in an easy place to get to. I used the type that is a long string of slots and you can open them up a lot to make it easy to get them over braided hoses.
Ron