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Old 11-12-2008, 04:13 PM
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With the Georgia Senate race heating up as a contest between Democrat Jim Martin and Republican Saxby Chambliss, ACORN has promised their full non-partisan support for Martin in the upcoming runoff election.

An anonymous ACORN spokesperson stated that according to their registration records, hundreds of thousands of voters nationwide have selected Georgia as their new home and are registered to vote in this special election. ACORN will be arranging transportation for these individuals to go to Georgia so they can participate in the election. Although not specific, they have also received absentee ballots from many thousands more who are unable to actually travel to Georgia to vote. They will be bringing these ballots with them and fully expect them to be counted, the failure of which to do so will result in court challenges.

The biggest problem facing Georgia election officials is trying to figure out how 107,291 people, currently out of state, are registered to vote in this runoff, but all claim a two bedroom, one bath trailer located 12 miles east of Dalton as their home.

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