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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the woods when she spies the Big Bad Wolf hiding behind a rock.
"What big eyes you have Mr. Wolf." The wolf gets up and runs further down the trail.
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping further down in the woods when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouching down behind a tree.
"What big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again, the wolf gets up and runs down the trail.
A short while later, Little Red Riding Hood is again skipping thru the woods, when she sees the Big Bad Wolf hiding behind a bush.
"What big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf."
The Wolf says to her, exasperatingly: "Would you knock it off. I'm trying to take a crap!"
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Of course it's REAL! You are NOT imagining it!
We don't want a bigger government; We want a government that does a few BIG things, and does them right.
If you think that you can cut it, if you think you got the time, they'll only give you one chance, better get it right first time. 'Cause in this game you're playin, if you lose you got to pay. And if you make just ONE wrong move, you'll get BLOWN AWAY!
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