[Trevor Legate]

Thank you Stuart! I prefer writing books to beating seven bells out of mouth-breathers I have to admit. :-)

I've been lucky that my humble abode has not attracted any unwanted intruders (nowt to nick) but I did have a frogeye Sprite stolen from outside the house one night. I cunningly had little or no fuel in the tank and as the moron was trying to get to London, he dumped it down the road and stole another car....being a cheapskate has its advantages.....