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Old 12-09-2008, 01:01 PM
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Handy Household Cleaning Tip

1. Place 1/8 cup shampoo in the toilet;

2. Place cat in toilet and QUICKLY close the lid;

3. Stand on the lid;

Note: Don't be concerned by the splashing and noises from the toilet - the cat loves this.

4. Flush toilet three or four times to rinse;

5. Have an assistant open the bathroom door and front door to house while clearing all people from the path between the two;

6. Position yourself as far behind the toilet as possible;

7. Quickly raise the lid;

The cat will exit the house and dry himself in the front yard - Don't worry - This is a completely natural act!

You will find that you not only have the cleanest toilet in the neighborhood, but your cat is shiny clean and fresh smelling.

You also were able to do this without any sweat on your part.

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