We had about a 1/4 inch of snow a couple of days ago on the grass ... would not stick to the streets. Yesterday was in the teens. Of course, its now 62°F outside and raining. High temp for the next 5 days is supposed to be 37°F. Crazy weather.
Everybody knows that all Texans brag about the size of everything they have ... and we all know how small everything is.
Sounds like a friend of mine that went heavy into drag racing about 40 years ago. He had an cammer Ford powered Anglia with a 3 inch shortened wheelbase to improve traction. He made a tape measure with 3 inches removed from the middle so he would pass tech inspections. Best job of welding thin metal and great repaint job. He still has the tape measure in his trophy case.