[Ron61]

A few days before the young couple was to get married,
the girl accidentally walked in on her husband to be. He
was just climbing out of the shower drying his head with
a towel and didn't see her.
She was unsure of what she had seen, so she went to her
doctor for advice. "Doc," she said, "What is that long
thing between a man's legs?"
"Well, that is called the penis." he said.
"Oh." she said, "Well, what is that big round thing on
the end of the penis?"
"That is called the head of the penis." the doctor said.
"Oh." she said, "Well, what are those big round things
located about thirteen inches back from the head of the
penis?" The doctor said, "Honey, I don't know about your
boyfriend but on me, that is the cheeks of my ass."