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Police in Crawford, Texas were summoned to a house where a man had committed suicide by hanging himself in a back bedroom. The man was wearing fishnet stockings, a red leather garter belt, a red corset, and had a large cucumber stuffed up his rear end. The man had long hair, full make-up with lipstick, rouge, eyeliner, and mascara. The man also had silicone breast implants, 36D. He was also wearing a "Bush/Cheney '04" T-shirt. Before turning the body over to the relatives, the police removed the T-shirt, to spare the family some grief.
Who said Texas cops have no compassion!
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