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A HISTORY LESSON

Do you know what happened this week back in 1850?

158 years ago California became a state. The State had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets..

So basically, it was just like it is today, except the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...
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