[Baz]

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Old Jimmy is 96 and resides in a Nursing Home. Everyday after lunch, he wanders down the back garden and sits on the same bench under this big old tree and stays there for about four hours. This has been going on for years. One day Old Mary spots Jimmy sitting there and sits down alongside him. "I've seen you sitting here, every afternoon for years Jimmy. What do you think about?" she asks. Jimmy replies," I sit here and think about my younger days. I was a horny young bloke you know. Very popular with the ladies I was. I just loved sex." Mary says,"You wouldn't be much good at it now Jim." Jim responded, "No Mary. I couldn't get it up, even if my life depended on it." Mary said,"Is there anything I can do to help you out Jim?" He replies, "Well Mary. You could hold onto my old fella for me." Mary says,"I can do that for you Jim." For the next few months, Mary would go down and join Jim on the bench under the big old tree and hold onto his 'Old Fella." One day, Jim didn't turn up. Mary went looking for him and found him in the Nursing Home Spa with old Lucy. "You two timing old bugger Jim, "Mary yelled. "What's she got that I haven't got. Tell me that?" Jimmy replied, "Parkinsons."