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Top 10 Final Acts of Bush Presidency

10. Asked Bill Clinton to remove all O’s from White House keyboards and replace them with 0’s.

9. Announced that Laura has taken sweet job with University of Chicago Hospital for $300k salary.

8. Punk’d Osama bin Laden with fake pardon.

7. In keeping with Obama’s Lincoln theme, had US Mint deliver $350 billion for TARP funds to White House in pennies.

6. Had Scott McClellan taken to GITMO and paraded around with Saddam’s old underwear on his head.

5. Ordered Al Gore to shovel snow from White House driveway.

4. Invited Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi over to White House but wouldn’t answer door when they knocked.

3. Replaced all mattresses in White House with Tempur-Pedic memory foam to reduce beverage spills from Obama’s future Hollywood guests jumping on beds.

2. Blocked Oprah’s phone number on White House phone system.

1. Resigned and had **** Cheney sworn in as 44th President leaving no time for Obama to print new invitations.