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Originally Posted by Wes Tausend
...must be HUGE toot'picks!!!!!!
The toothpicks don't have to be large, just two for every cubic inch of ice. We can buy the wood from Scott. 
Wes...
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I have a better idea.
All things given the total amount of carbon or water on earth is static, unless a huge comet hits and then we are basically fubar anyway.
I have a solution, the human body holds around ten gallons of water, the average house contains nearly 25 tons of carbon.
We need to double the amount of humans on the planet which would lower the ocean levels. The humans would need homes which would capture carbon.
The houses would need to be made of wood(virgin WOOD of course).
I get to kill the trees producing the virgin wood and therefore meet my goal of doubling my carbon footprint.
And we all get more sex...
Scott S