[Bill Bess]

Now, haven't you guys heard about the US Department of Reclaimation, it's part of the government that controls the Dams and Don't's. Do's and Da's ... so hold on!.....

Folks that are down on their luck and are having trouble getting their cars fixed at the local fix-it shop, and then repoed by the MAN, can now just relax and be happy.

Under the new plan, if your unpaid vehicle is in the shop, and the repair costs are more than the car is worth, and the car qualifies as a gas hog...not to worry. The Obama Bailout Da Folks Plan, will pay off da car repairs, da finance company, buy you a new ride with no payments and then crush da old ride (keeping us green).
The OBDFP will be on da books soon...so don't worry..be happy!

Sick Old Bill, "Da OBDFP..yes dats da plan for me..."...........