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Old 02-02-2009, 12:06 PM
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The People of Texas

Ah Yes, Everything is bigger and better in Texas!

Reminds me of the joke back when Lorena Bobbit "deTooled John Wayne Bobbit. She supposedly drove off and along the way threw his dis-membered member out the window.
Two old lady tourists were driving the other way. One says, " Things really are bigger in Texas!" "Why do you say that?" Asks the other. "Did you see the size of the **** on that bug that hit the windshield?"


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