[Cobranut]

Two elderly ladies were driving along. Both were so short they could barely see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The light was red but they cruised on through.

The lady in the passenger seat thought to herself, I must be losing it, I could have sworn we went thru a red light.

They came to another light, again it was red and they went right on thru.

This time the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red. She decided to pay close attention at the next intersection.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they just blew right on thru.

She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, Did you know we just ran thru three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"

"Oh, am I driving?"