[Turk]

A woman in her 70s, and a man his 80's were the best of friends. They had met only two years earlier at the Sunny Acres Retirement Home.
Their routine consisted of going for a walk every afternoon at 4.00 pm and then sitting on a bench for a few minutes with her hand on his crotch while a blanket covered both.

They would do this everyday, she enjoyed his company and he enjoyed the pleasure of having such warmth near him.

One day she looks for him at the regular time, and can't find him anywhere. She is worried sick, starts walking around by herself fearing the worst. She then sees him sitting at their regular bench with a lady older than her.
Upset about the disloyalty and her two timing, she marches up and confronts him asking "what does she have that she didn't'?

His response simply is
-"Parkinsons".

TURK