There are only 6 things you have to know about plumbing:
1. Hot is on the left,
2. Cold is on the right, and,
3. $h*t doesn't flow uphill....
4. Keep your fingers out of your mouth.
5. Payday is Friday.
6. Rules 1 and 2 assume competence from the previous plumber. Not a safe assumption.
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No matter how much you cheat the government in taxes, you'll never get close to being even. Trust me. (Tim Geithner, Treasury Secretary's proverb)
Good intentions make the most noise. (Proverb of Obama's Economic Recovery Team)
All good things are either illegal, immoral, or lead to obesity. (Kennedy family proverb)
Surely you can fool all the people all the time. (Proverb of the mainstream media)
To err is human, and we use this faculty frequently and with much pleasure. (Proverb of the US Congress)
All work and no pay makes Jack an exemplary citizen. (Proverb of Obama's Economic Recovery Team)
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If toast falling off the table always lands butter-side down, it is safe to presume that toast buttered on both sides will stop and hover in midair. (Proverb of Obama's Economic Recovery Team)
All that glitters must be taxed. (Proverb of the Ways and Means Committee)
Every time the government tries to organize the economy, the only thing that stays organized is crime. (Proverb of the Chicago Mafia)
The people are not only our most precious recourse, but also a means of enrichment. (Proverb of the US Congress)
Too many cooks don't pay enough taxes. (Proverb of the Ways and Means Committee)
Every man has a right to the left. (ACLU proverb)
Every rake deserves a chance to be stepped on repeatedly. (Proverb of Obama's Economic Recovery Team)
For a lie to become believable it must be published in The New York Times. (Proverb of Democrat strategists)
Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter. (Proverb of the Teachers' Union )
You will be driving your old car for a longer period of time if you don't buy a new one. (Proverb of Obama's Economic Recovery Team)
Never spend your own money when you can spend the government's. Charity begins with a lawsuit. (Proverb of community organizers)
Let bygones be hammered into everyone's brain using news media, television, and Hollywood. (Proverb of Democrat strategists)
Government helps those who refuse to help themselves. (Proverb of community organizers)
