Cowboy Groom
A Cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon.
The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said,
"This here is a very special night; it's our wedding night, and we need a good room with a strong bed.
The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"
The Cowboy thought about it a while and then replied,
"No, I guess not, I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it."
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Here's the reply the teacher received the following day......
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.
Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith