[poorboy]

MEDICAL ALERT!!!! Are you aware of the descovery in the human
body of a nerve that connects the eyeball to the asshole? It is
called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a ****ty outlook on life. If you don't beleive me, pull a hair from your ass and see if it don't bring a tear to your eye.

Two little brothers were going to bed when the oldest says, " I'm going to say a bad word tomorrow. I'm going to say hell." The younger says, " Thats a good idea I'm goingto say ass."

The next morning as they set down for breakfast their mother asks the oldest what he would like. He said "Oh, hell give me some Rice Crispies." Their mother slapped him right out of his chair and asked the youngest what he would have. He said," Whell you can bet your ASS it ain;t Rice Crispies"

Poorboy