[Chad Johnson]

A young man has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has
finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer.

After picking out the perfect bike the dealer warns him that if he leaves
his Harley in the rain the chrome has a tendency to rust. He tells the
young man an old biker's trick is to keep a jar of Vaseline
handy and smear it on the chrome if the bike must be left out in the rain.

A few months later the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks
him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily agrees and the
date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they
ride to her parents house.

Before they go in she tells him that they have a family tradition that
whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.

After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first
person to break and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long 15 minutes the
young man decides to speed things up so he reaches over and kisses the woman
in front of her family. And no one says a word..! Next, he decides to take
a more direct approach so he throws her on the table and has sex with her in
front of everyone. And still no one says a word...!!!

Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws her on the
table. They have even wilder sex. But no one says a word...!!!
By now, he is getting very worried and is wondering what to do next, when he
hears thunder rolling in the distance. His first thought is to
protect the chrome of his Harley, so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out
the Vaseline. And the father says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes."