...I'm as hetero as they come (spl?

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its that dang FE gnome FEZ...he keeps trying to get me into that van of his and it scares me!!!!

...his license plate reads: BUTTMAN. I jes don't know who's butt he's interested in, da wimmenses or da menses.
Hey Bill,
HA! You know me, no stirring, no fun! If you want to travel under 80, you gots to speak to the "Commander in Charge", the Perfesser. If you take away his Turbo Diesel F250, we'll all do just fine. Otherwise, color him gone!