A blonde, a brunette, and a red head were in an elevator when a handsome man stepped in. After a couple of floors he leaves the elevator .
After he left the red head said "Man was he hot!" the brunette said "Yeah but he could use some head and shoulders"
The blonde thought for a while and said "How do you give a man shoulders?"
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Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.
After the exam, she shyly began to ask, "My husband wants me to ask you if......"
"I know, I know," the doctor interrupted, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked the same question all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."
"No, that's not it," Catherine confessed, "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
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