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California English

COMMON WORDS.

1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word
cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me,
but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car,
there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder* My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she
didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. * Texas * My fren always Texas me when I'm not
home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes * Me and my fren ordered pizza... I got mine
piece and she got herpes.

6. *July* Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to
me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum* I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken* I was going to go to the store with my wife
but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair* We only have one enchilada left, but
don't worry wheelchair.

10. *Chicken* *wing* My wife plays the lottery so chicken
wing.

11. *Harassment* My wife caught me in bed with another
women and I told her, "Honey, harassment nothing to
me..."

12. *Bishop* My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick
the bishop.
13. *Body wash* I want to go to the club but no body wash
my kids

14. *Budweiser* That women over there has a nice body budweiser face so ugly?