therefore, it looks like my brand of humor had better to posted to my own thread, it's getting unpopular around here....
Anyway.......
And what's silliest of all, is the Obama Administrations NEW TERMINOLOGY:
Domestic Terrorist = Man-Caused Disaster
War On Terrorism = Overseas Contingency Operation
Enemy Combatants = Undocumented Freedom Fighters
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An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him quickly to the emergency room.
After a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, tired and wearing his scrubs along with a long face. Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.”
“Oh, Dear God,” cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, “We’ve never had a Democrat in the family before!”
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Just in:
Lexington, KY - The Lexington Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky river just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his rectum.
Police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.