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Old 04-03-2009, 07:47 AM
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Windy as all get out here this morning. Tru, I thought of you and the farm cats when I read this.

Saying Goodbye To Mother:

Subject: saying goodbye to mother
Date: Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:03:11 -0700



We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party. We
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived
and we opened the front door to leave the house.

The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't
want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The
cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife
doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the
night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon,
"He's just going upstairs to say Good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, my husband gets into the cab and says as we drove
away, "Sorry I took so long, that stupid ***** was hiding under the bed.
I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried
to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then,I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat
ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car.

Ron
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