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These classified were really put in a U.K.
newspaper - a smile for your day !

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little jerk. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father: Super Dog. Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,

45 volumes. Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed. Got
married last month. Wife knows everything.