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We stay at one track for 7 days. We eat in 7 different restaurants/gin mills/greasy spoons, one each evening. We cook 7 variations of spare ribs/sausage&onions/red hots&kraut/chili, one of each, each day for lunch We run on track as often as our breakdowns will allow. Prizes determined by the volume, and degree of difficulty in expelling bodily gas without an "accident" each evening. Fire retardant underwear is required. Each participant will be required to be able to walk (if gingerly) to their room each night or face disqualification. Drinking of alcohol is prohibited during daylite hours until track is shut down, then optional till sunset, required after dark.

FEZ

Wish I could go to the left coast, sounds like a great time! No offense intended.