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1. Two Guys

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage and family
values.
Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married; did you?"
Ralph replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"

2. In Court

"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," said the Divorce Court
Judge, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That's very fair, your honor," said the husband. "And every now and then I'll
try to send her a few buck myself."