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Fifty Years of Math 1957 - 2007 (in the USA )

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $ 2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters , but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:

1. Teaching Math In 1950s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

2. Teaching Math In 1960s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1970s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1980s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 1990s

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok. )

6. Teaching Math In 2010

Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?
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Great Orators of the Democratic Party

‘One man with courage makes a majority.’

- Andrew Jackson

‘The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.’

- Franklin D. Roosevelt

‘The buck stops here.’

- Harry S. Truman

‘Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.’

- John F. Kennedy

And for today’s Democrats...

‘It depends what your definition of ‘IS’ is?’’

- Bill Clinton

‘That Obama - I would like to cut his NUTS off.’

- Jesse Jackson

‘Those rumors are false .... I believe in the sanctity of marriage.’

- John Edwards

‘I invented the Internet’

- Al Gore

‘The next Person that tells me I’m not religious, I’m going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS.’

- Joe Biden

’ America is—is no longer, uh, what it—it, uh, could be, uh what it was once was...uh, and I say to myself, ‘uh, I don’t want that future, uh, uh for my children.’

- Barack Obama (without teleprompter)

‘I have campaigned in all 57 states.

- Barack Obama

‘You don’t need God anymore, you have us democrats.’

- Nancy Pelosi (said back in 2006)

‘Paying taxes is voluntary.’

- Sen. Harry Reid

‘Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.’

- Hillary Clinton (said back in 1998)

HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY!!!

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