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1. The Airline Ticket Desk

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to
fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
The agent replies: "Just a minute."
"Thank you," says the blond, and hangs up.

2. At The Emergency Room

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, to her
husband aside and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."
"Me neither, Doc," said the husband, "but she's a great cook and really good
with the kids."