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Old 04-26-2009, 02:39 PM
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Every Sunday the Hartford ( CT ) Courant publishes THE DOT, reader submitted humor & jokes

http://www.courant.com/features/life...9.storygallery

Click on the main subject, such as Anticipation for the contents of each week, example

Why Many Singles Remain Single

The ad:

Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.

The response:

More than 150 men answered the ad and found themselves talking to the Humane Society.


http://www.courant.com/features/life...,3923284.story
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