[Doug I]

ahhhhhhhh

Instead of a coffee table you could make a can crusher. Reassemble what's left of the engine, feed the cans down the 2 empty holes and they'll be crushed in the 6 good pots. If they can go around a big end or 2 they may even go out the exhaust port (just remove the valve if it hasn't already dropped). Now you've done away with the receipts AND the beer cans.