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After his election, the U.S. Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama.
But there was a problem. It seems that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $4.73 million in congressional hearings, a special Presidential Commission presented the following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.
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Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. What's toilet paper?
Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America?
A. None, American Government can do it all by themselves, thank you.
Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, “I heard you were planning to leave me?”
She replied, “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”
Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, “that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."
