A guy was driving through an intersection when a traffic camera flashed.
He thought his picture had just been taken for exceeding the speed
limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.
Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot
again, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he
drove past the area another time, but the traffic camera flashed yet
again.
He even tried this a fourth time with the exact same result. The fifth
time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a
snail's pace.
Two weeks later, he got five traffic citations in the mail for driving
without a seat belt.
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A guy orders a beer.
The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.
It hits the blond woman's boobs and splashes all over them.
The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens.
So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out.
The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!
He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?'
'Duh,' says the blond, 'He has a licker license.